I was trying to figure out how to write what I feel about this stupid government shutdown, but I couldn’t really without getting into some nasty words. But then I saw this post a friend shared on his Facebook page. I copy-pasted it here, but these are neither my words nor my friend’s, I don’t know who the author is. I just think it represents what I think really well.
Edit: Initially posted as anonymous quote, this post has been re-tweeted (thanks, folks!), and the author of the allegory contacted me and asked to put a link to the original post. So here it is: Brian’s Original Post – Hilarious Allegory to the Current ACA aka ObamaCare Hoopla.
- hilarious allegory to the current ACA aka Obamacare hoopla -
So, Imagine that the company you work for held a poll, and asked everyone if they thought it would be a good idea to put a soda machine in the break room. The poll came back, and the majority of your colleagues said “Yes”, indicating that they would like a soda machine. Some said no, but the majority said yes. So, a week later, there’s a soda machine.
Now imagine that Bill in accounting voted against the soda machine. He has a strong hatred for caffeinated soft drinks, thinks they are bad you you, whatever. He campaigns throughout the office to get the machine removed. Well, management decides “OK, we’ll ask again” and again, the majority of people say “Yes, lets keep the soda machine.”
Bill continues to campaign, and management continues to ask the employees, and every time, the answer is in favor of the soda machine. This happens, lets say… 35 times. Eventually, Bill says “OK, I’M NOT PROCESSING PAYROLL ANYMORE UNTIL THE SODA MACHINE IS REMOVED”, so nobody will get paid unless management removes the machine.
What should we do???
Answer: Fire Bill and get someone who will do the fucking job.
Bonus: Bill tells everyone that he was willing to “Negotiate”, to come to a solution where everyone got their payroll checks, but only so long as that negotiation capitulated to his demand to remove the soda machine.
Bill is a fucking jackass.
- Brian K
They can agree or disagree about ACA all they want, but blackmail and extortion are not the way laws should be enacted.
ACA comes into effect now, and they’re afraid that all these horrible things they promised us because of it will never happen. Remember the “death panels“?
Your Little Adviser.